Squishing About in My Brain

I dreamt I was flying. First I had a helicopter-car, but it was dented and the wheels had fallen off, and I didn’t know how to fly it and it had no gas. I asked for help, but no one could, or would. I was trying to get home from an outdoor holiday celebration of [...]

So, today while I was restocking the Trojan For Her Pleasure© condoms, the seven-pack of preggo tests (WTF?! Seriously?! Really?…um, well…okay. Some shrink somewhere should be makin’ buck on the people who need THAT in bulk), and the Monistat 3© Combo Pack —which are all, conveniently, located in the same aisle together, to accomodate those [...]